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Synopsis of Regulate

12. August 2010 Mahdi

So hatte ich das bis jetzt noch nie gesehen.

Regulate Synopsis(Wikipedia)

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.[6]

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. On his way to find Warren, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. Regardless, he insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left turn at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, in the East Hill/Salt Lake neighborhood[7], where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful robbers reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a less than favorable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he is being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself making a fantastical escape, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana[8]). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

Gebitet von Questlove auf Twitter und hier auch Synopsis of Gin’n Juice. Bin für eine Synopsis von Nachtschattengewächs.
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Everybody cryin’, no lyin’

7. Juli 2010 Prokobeats

Der Typ hat vermutlich noch nie in seinem Leben geweint, da musste alles raus:

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Now let’s Auto-Tune that shit:

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Handsome Men’s Club

27. Mai 2010 Mahdi

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Robert Goulet x The ROC - Murder in the Make-Believe Ballroom

10. Mai 2010 Mahdi

Will Ferrell, Jay-Z, real best of both worlds. Do you know you got a body ody ody?

http://www.dailymotion.com/videox3d5pg

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Deconstructing Ke$ha

5. Mai 2010 Mahdi

“Yeah, I occasionally wake up in cold sweat thinking Shyne’s coming after me looking for 10 years of his life back”

http://www.vimeo.com/10334263

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Hey Apple!

30. Januar 2010 Prokobeats

Toe-May-Toe, bitch!

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Will/Andy vs. Will/Andy

28. Januar 2010 Mahdi

Arnett and Roddick vs. Ferrell and Murray that is..

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Gonzo and the french singer

23. Januar 2010 Szenario

http://www.dailymotion.com/videox9qte1

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stylophone beatbox

1. Dezember 2009 BNCKD

ohne worte :)
brett domino und der/die/das stylophone  beatbox

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gefunden beim xmas shopping. auch zu empfehlen: das michael jackson medley!

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Die Vamummtn - RUNDE 3

25. September 2009 Supercity

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Dauerfett, rotzfrech, talentiert, einfach nur oag oder halt einfach nur die besten im Game..
Grias Eich, Die Vamus san´s!

„…mir hoam in am johr 2 tapes gmocht, sogts was wollts, aber jeda waß genau, genau des hot des scheiß game braucht…”

Nach 2 erfolgreichen Streetalben, die den Kollegen trotz Dialekt auch in Deutschland eine treue (und grosse) Fanbasis verschafft haben, war´s ja nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis die Trilogie vollendet wird und ein drittes Mixtape der Mundart Dauerbrenner erscheint.  Auch dieses Mal haben die maskierten Herrschaften ihre allzu gut bekannten Lieblingsthemen in 20 dicke Tunes bzw Coverversionen verpackt und beweisen aufs neue, dass wohl niemand so dicke Refrains schreibt wie das grosse V.
RUNDE 3 ist ab Mittwoch den 9ten September erhältlich, vor hören kann man hier und bestellen kann man auf der mörderaufwendigen supergeilen Vamus Bestellseite.

und als gustostückerl a frisches interview von fm4 tribe vibes:

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Toni L randaliert

16. September 2009 Szenario

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summer´s over…i gotta buy a dog this winter

15. September 2009 BNCKD

find leider keinen geeigneten embed code*…aber ja; alt und gut, bzw das is ja ne neue bestandsaufnahme des legendären bulldogs

http://www.videojug.com/film/tillman-the-skateboarding-dog-does-la


Dog Fun!:
Tillman The Skateboarding Dog Does LA

*get at me daawwg… ;)

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AHHHHHHHHHH!

6. September 2009 Prokobeats

Officially der weirdeste Shit aller Zeiten

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Terror

31. August 2009 Prokobeats

Ohne Worte… doch, warte… DJ Muuuuuuuurat!

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